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Laundry On Sundaes

Every beginning is only a sequel, after all, and the book of events is always open halfway through.

Dear Columbia,

Thank you so much for the shiny new foaming soap dispenser in our suite bathroom! It’s great that you’re finally starting to spent some money on stuff like this, instead of, say, landscaping. We don’t need immaculately coiffed bushes or decorative red twigs sticking out of the flower beds at regular intervals during Christmas time. Fixing the holes in our walls so we don’t get any more mice would be a great next step. Thank you.

Love,
Wendan

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